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Frequently Asked Question	Frequently Given Answer
Mr. Ligeri, did you write The Wizard of Oz?	No.
Mr. Ligeri, is it true that you single-handedly built the Eiffel Tower?	That's personal. Sorry.
Professor Carlton, have you ever seen your daughter Vanessa naked?	Uncalled for.
Mr. Wesley Johnson, what's your favorite soft drink?	GATORADE!!!!
Mr. Ligeri, did you play Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz?	NO.
ICA, do you still own three mountain goats on your ranch in Wales?	No, four.
ICA, why do you only own three mountain goats?	It's four! It's ALWAYS been FOUR!! Sweet Fanny Wanka, you got me wobblin here.
Nigga BLD, is it true that you had sexual relations with Jennifer Lopez?	Define sexual relations n' shit.
Mr. Ligeri, did you spend the summer of '06 alone with the Pope at his bungalow in Tuscany?	Technically, it's not a bungalow. The dictionary defines "bungalow" as a "LOW house with a broad front porch."
Doctor Carlton, how does your daughter Vanessa look naked?	Uncalled for.
ICA, I'm 5'9, 102lbs, 36DD, bleach blonde, extremely hot, do you wanna --	Get in line dearie.
Mr. Ligeri, did you storyboard Toto's scenes from The Wizard of Oz?	Well, I don't draw, so does that answer your question..? Hope so... Now, did I have input on Toto's placement and choreography..? Well, you didn't ask me that so I'm not going to answer it. PSSS.
Mr. Ligeri, did you have input on Toto's placement and choreography?	Some say it is so.
Nigga BLD, were you Buddha in a past life?	Shit, I'm STILL Buddha motherfucker!! Whatchu smokin witcha crack foo?
Sorry.	Shit, I'm just fuckin witchu. Lemme be nice n' shit. Yea, Im da Buddha. Peace.
Mr. Ligeri, did you have sexual relations with Aristotle?	Yes and no. "Have" could strictly mean commencement only, or it could also include consummation of the act. Specify the context of "have" and then we'll talk more.
Mr. Ligeri, did you play the Emerald City Doorman in The Wizard of Oz?	OHMYGOD! NO!! Anyone else want to ask me this today?!! PEOPLE, please read the FAQ before emailing me the SAME QUESTIONS!!! FYI, I was replaced by Frank Morgan during shooting.
BLD, I'm 5'2, sexy Black brunette, all I want in life is to #%#% your #%#%!!!!	Shhh!! I had to bleep your ass. Bitch whachu tryin' to do?? Dis shit's a professional forum n' shit. What da fuck's wrong wichu bitch? You think you da first Shorty dat wanna get up all up on my shit n' shit? Fuck no, hoe... Now bring da shit. I'm ready.
ICA, is it true that your breasts are unparalled?	I won't onswa that cause I don't lock to boast.
ICA, is it true that your breasts are peerlessly ravishing?	Nice try. That's the same question with just different wording.
ICA, is it true that your breasts are aesthetically and sensorily arresting?	You BAHSTAD PISSER YOU!! I'M TWO SECONDS FROM SHAGGIN YA GODDAMN EAR OFF!! Yer paintin me in a corna here. Fine, if yaw gonna squeak that much, I'll onswa the question: Goddamn right they are.
Ben, could you please put a picture up on the home page of two Svalbard Reindeer getting ready to approach each other, head-to-head, on a snowy plane in Antartica? PLEASE!!	I'm ten steps ahead of you. Check the bottom of the home page out. You'll find what you're looking for.