AMERICAN Situational Comedy. Parody of cliched car salesmen SYNOPSIS: How do you sell a flawless, one of a kind, classic automobile..? Now think about it, wouldn't a gem like that just sell herself? Well, if she's a 1975 Chrysler Imperial by the name of Ol' Betsy, you betta believe that's the case! Hell, with Ol' Betsy, you're getting the whole Crown Coupe package, complete with cruise control, espresso maker, breakfast griddle, dry-cleaning unit, and digital clock.. just to name a few of her features. And if you're a romantically disconnected couple like Arnold and his wife Adrienne, that Crown Coupe package might even include a trip down Lover's Memory Lane. |
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THE LARK AND THE CANNIBAL Detective/Crime Thriller Parody -- 68 pages. SYNOPSIS: Out of last-ditch desperation, the Captain of the Kitesville Police Department must commission three curiously avant-garde-slash-idiot-savant detectives to hunt down a deadly, yet smokin' hot femme fatale cannibal with a no less than scrumptiously edible physique herself. |
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ZERO TOLERANCE Law Enforcement/Social Commentary Parody – SYNOPSIS: Hard-nosed Officer Bill with a "Zero Tolerance" law enforcement mentality subjects all roadside detainees to a field sobriety test so complex and overbearing, that even the smartest, most sober person in the world would surely fail it. But when one drunk stoner named Fred passes the test with flying colors, he not only wins back his freedom, but also the heart of Officer Bill.
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT LEGALESE Extreme Parody on workplace TAGLINE: In 2008, in Seattle, Washington, you’ll be able to make any argument for Sexual Harassment, as long as |
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THE SEDUCER Film Noir/Private Detective Parody – 32 pages. SYNOPSIS: Jake irrationally thinks his girlfriend Lila is cheating on him and hires a private investigator to test her fidelity by staging a seduction. But when The Seducer starts seducing, he doesn't stop until everyone is wholly seduced. |
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